COMPUTER
SPELLS
(Can't
promise you won't get booted but these may help!)
To
Protect Power Flow
To help against power interupts and surges, place a Quartz
crystal near the electric outlet used to plug your computer.
General Computer Protection
Turn the computer on and throughly cleaning off all dust.
While you clean chant:
Earth and wind
and fire and sea
Moon and sun;
all hear my plea
Communication
deities
All come forth
and present be
Join in forces
and protect
All data, pixels
and connects
Then weave a
web both tight and sound
To stave of
crashes this way bound
Protect my software
from all harm
And hardware
too, from raging storm
Please guard
it well from others tricks
Like Loki's
jokes and Murphy's tricks
Stamp out virus
and disease
So data flows
to me with ease
To my
aid oh ancients come
Protect by moon
and shining sun!
Charm To Increase Modem Speed
For speeding modem, upload and download time, try placing a
piece of Tiger's Eye on top of external modems, and for internal
modems place it on top of the pcu.
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1999-2001